10 Pies that Pukka don't make (yet) – @PukkaPies

10 pies that Pukka Pies should create…

1. The Drukka Pukka – especially popular in business schools
2. The Zukka Pukka – very big with Facebook fans
3. The Bukka Pukka – a huge seller in blues clubs across the land
4. The Chukka Pukka – an upmarket pie, popular with polo fans
5. The Lucka Pukka – big with gamblers, found in casinos and bookies
6. The Sucka Pukka – and, popular with losers, also found in casinos and bookies
7. The Mukka Pukka – for the best of mates
8. The Fukka Pukka – for not best mates
9. The Yukka Pukka – a Marmite-filled special edition.  Not a big seller.
10. The Trukka Pukka – a mega-sized pie, especially for those with more than four wheels